- If you don’t keep a eye on me I will cheat at board games.
- I totally despise spiders.
- I love my cats more than I like most people.
- I do not believe in soul mates, but I do believe my husband is the most amazing thing to happen to me in my life.
- My niece is the second.
- I love to wear dresses.
- I have two brothers and a sister.
- I was a mommas girl when I was little.
- My mother left me when I was 13.
- My father raised me after that.
- I talk to my father a couple times a week, and only talk to my mom every couple months.
- I am atheist.
- I am pro-choice.
- Despise cooking but I love to bake.
- Wish I did cook more.
- I would rather do the dishes, and clean up rather than cook.
- I love to knit and hope that I will get past the scarf stage in the next decade.
- I love to sew as long as it doesn’t involve zippers.
- I have never mowed a lawn in my life.
- I will take candy from total strangers.
- I think that climbing Mt Everest would be awesome but would never do it.
- I’m pretty happy with just climbing trees.
- I fell out of a tree when I was five and broke my wrist.
- Favorite singer is Bjork.
- My favorite song however, is ‘True dreams of Wichita’ by Soulcoughing.
- Hate the cold and snow.
- I love to swim and wish I had a pool.
- Want to travel to New Zealand, Ireland, and France.
- Barely graduated from high school. I hated it.
- I cry when im angry.
- My favorite color is green. Chartreuse green to be exact.
- I have three grandmothers living.
- I have two tattoos.
- My Chinese astrological sign is the snake.
- Its one of the tattoos on my back.
- My husband and I have the same tattoo in the same spot.
- I just got my eyebrow re-pierced.
- The first time I did it with a safety pin.
- I laugh a lot.
- Consequently. I think im way funnier than I really am.
- I love making people laugh.
- I have OCD at work, but I think im a slob at home.
- Always wanted to play the piano.
- I hate surprises.
- Wanted to be a judge when I was little.
- When I was in high school I wanted to be librarian.
- I still don’t know what I want to do when I grow up.
- Still have all the “my little pony” dolls I collected as a kid.
- Hate camping.
- I have a hard time deciding who my favorite author is.
- I would rather read than watch TV.
- I am a total morning person.
- I make up stories in my head all day long.
- Hate to be touched by strangers or ‘non approved’ people.
- However, when im drunk I hug everyone.
- I was really shy as a child, and I still have to fight the shy urge.
- Make up for it by being loud and obnoxious.
- I’ve been married twice.
- When I found out I was getting married the first time I locked myself in the bathroom and bawled because I didn’t want to go through with it.
- I did it anyway, and we separated nine months later.
- My father kept me calm throughout the wedding by asking me “What’s on the cover of the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy?”.
- I only cried during my second wedding because I was so happy.
- I have managed to keep my goldfish alive for 7 years.
- Favorite movie is Casablanca.
- My favorite season is summer.
- I get really wimpy in the heat though.
- Love shoes, but prefer to be barefoot.
- I was born club footed, and had to wear special shoes.
- I love plants, but have a tendency to forget to water them.
- Caffeine doesn’t effect me very long.
- I love to do laundry.
- My favorite flower is the lilac.
- I love chocolate/raspberry anything.
- Im addicted to my DVR. I cant stand watching live TV anymore.
- I will not eat fresh mushrooms or onions.
- I hate reading instruction manuals.
- I can never get anything to work because I wont read the manuals.
- My husband loves to point this out to me.
- Im totally against the death penalty.
- I could live without my cell phone, but I wouldn’t want to.
- I was a waitress in a bar for one night once. That was enough.
- I refused to change my last name from my maiden the second time I got married. My husband doesn’t care.
- I wish my eyes were green, but they are more like muddy brown.
- I was born in Idaho, but I like to tell people im from Canada.
- I was a brownie when I was younger, but never made it to the girl scouts.
- Got pulled over for speeding once. Did not get a ticket.
- Hit a bridge when I was 17. Did get a ticket.
- Hit a parked car when I was 22.
- I got arrested the second time. Resisted arrest. Big trouble.
- Was drunk only one of those times.
- Clocks in the same room that say different times are a total pet peeve.
- I hate my hair hanging in my face.
- I hate the plain brown color of my hair.
- Currently my hair is purple. It has also been pink, red, and blue.
- I love to dress my cats up for Halloween.
- My cats hate to be dressed up.
- My middle name is Ann.
- I think its super boring, but my first name makes up for it.
- People who try to manipulate me with guilt trips find it provokes the opposite response.
- My favorite condiment is plain yellow mustard.
- I realize this was pretty easy because im pretty selfish and I like to talk about myself. A lot.
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