For the last several months our company has been making us work overtime. Which most people wouldn’t flinch if forced into but for us it’s a bit different. We were told to work one extra day every two week. Still not convinced it sucks? Ok. One day for us is twelve hours. Add in driving [...]
Someone was pretty bored during happy hour yesterday. I was either going to start becoming a public nuisance or do something constructive. I decided on neither, and just started taking pictures.
If you are on my facebook I announced a couple weeks ago that I decided to get up at 430 and go running. First of all, I didn’t ‘decide’ to wake up at that time. I’m a crappy sleeper, and I just woke up and decided it was as good of time as any. At [...]
This is why I have a hard time blogging sometimes. Rocket thinks he needs to help as much as his furry ass can.
I’m such a jerk sometimes. Almost two weeks ago my sister had her third baby, and I’m finally getting around to telling you about it. This is Danica Rain, born August 26th, at 10:36 am. Someone looks pppiiiiissssed! Are you terrified that I now have another child in my clutches that I can corrupt? Don’t [...]
I am so hurting this morning. I woke up wanting yogurt and Excedrin. Of course we were out so I was stuck with chocolate pudding. Ohhhh, the agony. If you live under a rock and didn’t know, yesterday was my birthday. My mother lives under a rock because I called her last night, and she [...]
Last Sunday marked exactly one week until my birthday. It doesn’t have anything to do with what happened that day. I just love to remind people that my birthday is coming up because I’m SHALLOW! Of course I have already received one gift from Emilee. She knows how excited I get, and so she gave [...]
You would think that because I’m part of the emergency response team at work, I would be a little bit better with blood and people in pain, but I’m really terrible. Once, when Emilee was little, I was driving when in a tiny quavery voice she said my name. I took my eyes off the [...]
I didn’t want to post this story until some of the dust had settled, and a bit less feelings were hurt. I am a Internet stalker. Seriously. I totally know how to work the Internet. It’s great fun to search around and see what I can find. A couple of you probably just cringed [...]
I know I’m really going to disappoint some of you, and I’m really sorry, but I stayed fairly sober at Saturdays wedding. I’m sure you just about choked on whatever you were drinking, but it’s true. Lizzie went to a wedding and did not make a ass off herself. Also, my iPad just tried changing [...]