Today we took a trip to my favorite ‘white trash’ store. Wal-mart. No, im not saying all walmarts are white trashy. Im just saying the one by my house is. BAD. They put up the halloween stuff a couple weeks ago. Which was kind of early…..but today they had the christmas stuff up. WHAT THE??? [...]
But the ocean doesn’t want me today
I’ll go in up to here
It can’t possibly hurt
All they will find is my beer
And my shirt- Tom Waits
Yesterday Curtis, Dylan and I (Is that correct? No. I know who was there, but was that the correct grammer? I think I skipped that year in school) went to [...]
This might just be ‘Hurt myself week’. We went to cannon beach, and I decided to run around the rocks with no shoes on. I didnt even notice I was bleeding until Curtis pointed it out. Not a smart thing. Im a wimp when it comes to the site of my own blood, and ive seen [...]
My little brother is now on myspace. Which is a little scary. No. Im not talking about stalkers. Im talking about he can now read my blog. So in defense im posting a great picture of him.
Love you little monkey!
There are several items im no longer allowed to use in the kitchen. Add to that ‘the cheese knife’. Im no longer allowed to ‘cut the cheese’. Im so juvenile.
Are you sure you want to read this post? Now is a great time if you dont want to get grossed out. Go ahead and leave. I wont tell anyone. Still with me? On with the posting then……
Another wonderful side effect of the cooler weather is I dont shave my legs. Are you creeped out yet? [...]
I realized I have developed calluses on my palms due to all the chemical bottles I open at work. Thats my story anyway.
A friend called me up today to tell me that since I havent talked to him in so long im now dead to him. I guess ive just been home sulking too long. I finally figured out what was causing this funk. I hate winter. I hate the cold, and the rain. I hate the darkness. [...]
Ive been off sulking all week. I get into these funks that make me want to hide from the rest of the world. Its ok. I have fudge, and beer. Now if they could make a fudgy beer I would be set. Oh wait. I do have a double chocolate beer. Liver and brain cells- here it comes. [...]
Last night after work we went to dinner with a friend. This friend has a very common name. So when I talk about him I affectionately insert the term ‘loud’ before his name, and everyone then understands who I am talking about. Hes fully aware I do this. Its something hes been told his entire life. [...]