The only bachelorette party ive ever been to was my own. So when Shelley invited me to her sisters (whom I have never met). I happily agreed to go. We started out at TGI Fridays where we got tortured by the waiter. Unfortunately I don’t have any pics of him. The highlight of him was [...]
Our original plan for the fourth of july was going to the blues fest in downtown Portland. They have excellent music, and some yummy food. This year though we decided to do something different. We ended up at seaside with 5 million other people. It was FUN! Here is me and Shelley playing air hockey. [...]
Remember when I went to Canada and raped them of most of their wine? I believe they are still recovering from the ‘Great wine shortage of June 07′. Most of the morning when like this. Shopping. More shopping. Really bad coffee. More shopping. Then we left town. Our last stop was a huge Buddhist temple. [...]
Ive really been sucking with the blogging lately havent I? I know ive managed to squeeze out atleast one a week, but I hate it when I go back through old postings and see huge gaps in whats going on. Check around Halloween. I babble all about it. What im going as, what im doing [...]
Damn right I look like a idiot. However it does keep the radio transmisions out. Plus I dont have to worry about someone else wearing the same thing at a party.
Help! Looking for a hot stripper for a bachelorette party! Anyone? Hello? Come on guys. You know you want dollar bills stuck into a snug g-string. Mmmmm! Snuggy! Hey. Hey. I can hear you breathing. I know you look hot in a cop outfit. I have the handcuffs you can borrow. Plllllleeeeeaaaasssseee! Lots of [...]
I stole this survey from the lovely Sundreamer. Any teenager can write a survey about their favorite class or their secret crush or how nice their car is that their parents paid for. I for one am tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids. ‘Have you ever kissed someone?’ ”Missed [...]