I cant say I was humbuggy about this Christmas, but I have to admit I was having a hard time getting excited about it. Of course I went through the motions. Shopping, the wrapping, the thinking about mailing off the Christmas cards, but never doing so. It’s the thought that counts right? The hanging of [...]
First of all let me tell you im not a prude. I have nothing against anything you want to do in your own bedroom. Secondly who hasent gotten a gift that made you go “Wow. What the heck were they thinking?”. Now add those two random thoughts and maybe you can think of the oddest [...]
I have found the most amazing thing this xmas season.
Yes my friends. That is a can of wine. It even comes with its own straw to get drunk faster. Im thinking this is the best thing since penis straws.
Once again my week has just slipped away. Of course if I didn’t spend so much time drinking and playing video games it would probably last longer. Curtis and I are officially dayshift people again. Starting last week we are now working 6am to 6pm. I know your thinking ‘poor lizzie. Forced to get up [...]