A couple weeks ago I noticed the weather at my favorite beach was suppose to be nice. Like 80 degrees nice. One thing you learn quick about the ocean here is you really don’t get many nice days. So I begged and pleaded then just resorted to violence to get everyone to go. Two hours [...]
Yesterday was the Portland Brewfest.
As if I needed a reason to drink.
You pay for a cheap plastic ‘mug’, and then you buy tolkens for a dollar. One tolken gets you a ‘taste’, or ¼ a glass. Four tolkens get you a whole mug.
Kind of a expensive way to get drunk, but amazingly there were several [...]
Im really 12.
Im the child that did and still does pick her cereal by the toy inside the box.
Im now the grown up that picks her vodka because the bottle rocks.