I am so hurting this morning. I woke up wanting yogurt and Excedrin. Of course we were out so I was stuck with chocolate pudding. Ohhhh, the agony.
If you live under a rock and didn’t know, yesterday was my birthday.
My mother lives under a rock because I called her last night, and she didn’t remember. [...]
Last Sunday marked exactly one week until my birthday. It doesn’t have anything to do with what happened that day. I just love to remind people that my birthday is coming up because I’m SHALLOW!
Of course I have already received one gift from Emilee. She knows how excited I get, and so [...]
I cannot believe its been seven years since I did the smartest thing of my life and married Curtis. I guess time flies when your drunk. Seven years ago my brother escorted me down the aisle while I had the worst hangover of my life. Seven years ago my father told me “You may kiss [...]
In an attempt to spice up our life, Curtis took me to the river. Not to drown. He’s way to scared of my niece for that. Or perhaps he loves me or something. I absolutely love swimming, and anytime I can I’m happy as a clam. Anytime we can go to the ocean I will [...]
March 17 is Saint Patrick day. Every year. It is also my sister’s birthday. Yep, every year also. March 17 is also me and Curtis’s unofficial anniversary. 10 years this man has put up with me. I don’t think anyone knows why.
10 years ago I took my sister out to the bars to celebrate her [...]
These are miscellaneous Christmas pics in no particular order.
Just so you know, Rocket is the orange cat in the xmas shirt. Hes also totally unfazed by it when we put it on him. Also, he loves to go outside in his harness.
And yes, that is the swing we put up in the living room in [...]
I haven’t been in a bloggy mood much. I would like to pretend that its because my writing final was coming up, and it was, but the truth of the matter is I have been totally obsessed with a new video game.
Seriously. Don’t get me started, or I will blather on about this [...]
So we finally got around to carving our pumpkins. I know its probably seems like just last week we purchased them, but I’m gonna tell you a secret, sadly, we went to the pumpkin patch almost a month ago. Long enough that my stupid pumpkin decided to ripen, and was no longer a lovely green. [...]
I have been begging Curtis for years to let me dye his hair. There was one brief time about 7 years ago when we were really drunk I convinced him to go black. The next day we both had long black hair, but there were a amazing amount of fingerprints dyed all over the house.
Lesson [...]